seizethesnapshot:

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

dauntlessardor:

fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

….I have no words.

This is my new favorite thing

Fucking dead I’m dead right now bye

(via musicismyperson)

The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job

  • Me: Did you find everything ok today Sir?
  • Male Customer: Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?
  • Me: 21, but yes.
  • Male Customer: God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues
  • Me: ...........
  • Male Customer: so do you like working here? Are you in school?
  • Me: Your total today is 21.38 Sir.
  • Male Customer: Are you seeing anyone?
  • Me: ......Cash or Credit Sir?
  • Male Customer: When do you get off work?
  • Male co-worker comes up next to me: Everything ok?
  • Male Customer: Yeah we're fine
  • Male Co-worker: Actually I think you're being really rude
  • Male Customer: What are you her boyfriend?
  • Male co-worker: No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.
  • Male Customer: You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.
  • Me: It's really ok, everything is Ok
  • Male Co-worker: No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*
  • Male Customer: slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*
  • Male Co-worker: You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

(via rachel-the-one-eyed-pirate)

But I keep cruising. Can’t stop, won’t stop grooving. It’s like I got this music, in my mind singing it’s gonna be alright.

(Source: jordansparrish, via stefanieefoster)

(Source: iamt1diabetic)

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

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peetalikestoast:

i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

(Source: motorboaterr, via thats-so-dori)

sophiabushgifs:

Sophia Bush does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

"When you decide to complete your SIX ALS #icebucketchallenge nominations with six buckets of water getting dumped on you on a day all six of your coworkers are finally on set? Yeah… Don’t give them the buckets before you’ve explained how it works."

(via fuckyeahitssophiabush)